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The Reeley Web
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Edward lay in the bed, his back against the propped up pillows, Geraldine lying against him. His hands tenderly around her, left hand cupping right breast, right hand the left. He gave each breast a gentle squeeze. “I am always gentle. Actually your right boob feels a bit different to the other one, sort of bloated.” Geraldine brushed his hands away and felt her breasts. “You are right, it is quite tender actually. I can’t feel a lump or anything, but I’ll go and see Doctor Day on Monday; perhaps someone has been bouncing around a bit much and bruised it a bit. Which reminds me, we have been busy examining me, and what about you? You need to be examined too you know.” Edward laughed a little, “Darling you are quite right of course, but then I am a man.” “What has that got to do with it? Of course you’re a man, otherwise why would we be talking about examining your dangly bits?” “Oh how little you know woman. Every man examines his dangly bit’ every day, several times in point of fact.” “Oh, is that right Mr Know It All Analyst? I’m not talking about pocket billiards, I’m talking about properly examining for lumps, pain and swelling.” “Well is that right? I can tell you that if you examine me, then there will be a localised swelling in the area, and there are already two lumps, and if you squeeze either or both of them, there will be pain.” |